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We all spend way too much time doing laundry.  It is an inescapable part of life sort of like twitter and taxes.  I hear constant complaining by friends about the size of their laundry pile and how it has become just another chore at the end of each day.   They certainly are not satisfied.

Perhaps we need to redefine laundry.  After all, it is 2013.

What if laundry = porn?

Think of how you would look forward to making the laundry room the most special part of your house – sort of that Girl Cave HGTV is always talking about.  A few must haves:  Gain Fireworks Sweet Sizzle Detergent Booster, Bounce and check out http://www.myfrenchlaundry.com to enduce a bit of experimentation.

If you have kids, invest in locks.  If you’re married, invest in a dead bolt along with the locks.

Maybe you haven’t been married as long as I have and actually want to solicit your husband’s help with this dirty dirty job.  Sorting and pre-treating are crucial to laundry foreplay and don’t forget to show him how to get the settings just right. Now there’s a honey-do list he won’t mind checking off.

So what if your athletic kids wear seventeen layers of Under Armour and it all needs to be washed for this afternoon’s game.  Light some candles, pour some champagne and turn on the real reason you pay a monthly fee to Netflix.

If only…

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